Bio.exe

I spent ten years as a software engineer writing code that occasionally worked and documentation that never did. Somewhere between a 2am production incident and a truly unhinged retro meeting, I realized the funniest material in my life wasn't a bit — it was Tuesday. So I started saying it out loud, on stage, to strangers.

Now I split my time between club sets, corporate keynotes, and writing about the very specific comedy of workplace Slack threads, standups that never stand up, and the eternal question of whether it's a hardware problem or a you problem. Think of me as a stand-up comedian with excellent error handling.

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